human kindergarten: rain, rain, go away, come again another day.

human kindergarten: rain, rain, go away, come again another day.
Vulcan kindergarten: rain is condensed liquid water that has become too heavy for the atmosphere and falls to the earth in order to replenish the ecosystem. singing songs to make it go away is illogical and ultimately detrimental to the environment.
Klingon kindergarten: you would let a little fall of rain stop you?? rain happens to remind us that you must always be prepared for action, Emperor Kahless did not flinch at the rain nor would any TRUE Klingon. any child who does not play outside in the rain will surely bring dishonor on their family if not corrected!!
Cardassian kindergarten: what rain. there is no rain. the illusion of rain is a conspiracy made up by traitors and those who would destroy the Cardassian Union. the State entirely denies the existence of rain, now will you believe what you perceive or what the State tells us. surely, you’re not a traitor, are you. :)))
Ferengi kindergarten: oh wow, rain again. it must be a day that ends in Y.