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Please listen to my very important pitch, which is Star Trek but with a very useless Vulcan who oh god just barely passed Vulcan school. Probably did not actually pass. Was not supposed to leave the planet. Vulcans do not want people to know Vulcans like this exist. The Jason Mendoza of Vulcans. A pre successful DJ Vulcan from whatever the Daytona Beach, Florida Of Vulcan is. Rips the fucking sleeves off his star fleet uniform. Somehow restores capitalism to the federation in order to make money selling fake Vulcan study drugs to space students. Marries the ship’s AI. He definitely dies as the result of his own scheme, then also accidentally becomes a god