Visitor to deep space 9 to keiko: so… you seeing anyone?

Keiko: why yes! This is my husband Miles, Miles’ boyfriend Julian, Julian’s husband Garak, me and Miles’ girlfriend Kira, Kira’s boyfriend Odo, Odo’s enemy-with-benefits Quark, Kira’s datemate Jadzia, and Jadzia’s husband Worf.

Visitor pointing at Sisko: and who’s that?

All in unison: that’s our dad