Jim: Wait for it, wait for it… 9:01. Spock is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Sulu: His alarm didn’t go off.

Jim: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Chekov: Oh! He was taken in his sleep!

Jim: That’s what I’m talking about! Super dark, Chekov, but way more plausible than Sulu’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

Bones: I bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck.