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captaincrusher:

captaincrusher:

taraljc:

luftangrepp:

dogpawsswapgod:

obstinatecondolement:

luftangrepp:

satanslilslut:

mrpicard:

luftangrepp:

Maybe my favorite gif of Janeway because it looks like she’s reading someone’s smut and isn’t pleased with the quality.

“Their flesh melted together like they were a weird sort of siamese twins but sexyily… are you serious Chakotay?”

can we make “Captain reads bad smut written by first officer” a thing

“he gasped as he pinned his captain against the wall and his hot rod twitched impatiently, eager to get closer to that glorious ass… Will, what the fuck?”

“If it pleases you plant your seed in my garden and I will bear the fruit of your loins” she screamed, slamming back into him as he flooded her internal organs violently….Major…what the fuck.”

“But by the prophets, not 50 of them Nerys!”

OMG.
I just love where this post went. It was not what I expected.

“Well, Mister Spock, I can’t say that I’m not intrigued, but unless I’ve misread the species of your leads that’s too many hands.”

“Actually, this is pretty tasty stuff, T’Pol”

This post and fandom moves me on a spiritual level.

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“Are you sure these two species are even compat–”

“I didn’t say it was scientifically accurate. I said it was the dominant form of published fiction on the planet, Captain.”

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“That is an illustration for the fic, Captain. I think I captured some of your best features. But I’m still not sure about that loincloth”.

“No kidding. First rule of a survivable first shift: do NOT start a Shroomdoc slowburn past 1000 hour. Annnnd the Captain is calling us again.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘UPDATED: May 2256′?!?!? THEY HAD FINALLY KISSED!”

“But neither Ash or you are that flexible?!? I don’t care how anatomically accurate you think this is. NO I DON’T NEED AN ILLUSTRATION MICHAEL”

There’s A LOT of different additions to this post but this latest one in this post is my fav /OP