Kirk: Fact the 1st, after years of not caring about my debt, you weirdly want me to pay it back now. That implies to me there is a sudden, unexpected expense.
Bones: Or I got sick of waiting for you to do the right thing.
Kirk: Not plausible. You have endless patience for my shenanigans. Fact the 2nd, you’ve had dentist appointments twice in the past two weeks. No one goes dentist that much. I haven’t been in seven years.
Bones: You should go dentist, Jim.
Kirk: Probably. My teeth hurt all the time. Fact the 3rd, I’m really liking this “Fact the” thing, I’m gonna stick with it.