Author: I promise you this will look better in a few days

Conversation

Bones: I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room.
Kirk: Okay. Spock?
Spock: …yes?
Kirk: Move over, I need to get to that mirror.

Conversation

Kirk, texting: Answer your phone
Bones, texting back: Wait a miniute, I can’t find my phone
Kirk: Understood
Kirk, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Bones.

Regular

hello hello hello i am doing a HEAVY social media detox bc i don’t wanna know a single thing about this next avengers movie (i was spoiled in a major way and i refuse to have it happen again) anyways I will try to keep this blog running normally but if I miss out for a bit, nothing is wrong I’m just avoiding most of the internet like the plague! have a nice day 

Conversation

scotty: what time is it?
kirk: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
kirk: [BLASTS the saxaphone]
bones: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
kirk: It’s 2 am

Conversation

Jim: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Bones: how tall are you?

Conversation

Kirk: I like your pants.
Spock: Thank you.
Spock, whispering to Uhura: He said he liked my pants, what do I do?! Do I give him my pants?

Conversation

bones: that’s a baaaaad idea, jim
kirk: there are no bad ideas! only good ideas that go really really wrong

Regular

also i need u guys to know that im pretty much nonexistent on any other website so if this site goes down (its not going to) this is it folks… this is the only place this blog is ever gonna exist lmao 

Conversation

kirk: ask me how many people i’ve slept with
kirk: bc it’s changed since the last time i saw you
bones: i saw you TWENTY MINUTES AGO. you need to stop this

Conversation

Kirk: *is himself*
Spock: Is anyone else experiencing comprehension deficiency?