Author: Star Trek is Life

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boneslesbian:

Gene Roddenberry was really out there in 1961 and was like I’m gonna create a character who was bullied as a child for expressing himself differently from his peers, has a horrible relationship with his father because his father expects him to conform to societal standards, and due to both of these things feels the need to repress parts of himself and didn’t expect the Gays to be like “ah. this is one of ours.” Like what did you think was gonna happen??

“Spock is straight” no he isn’t bitch I’m gonna kill you

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Action shots on Star Trek

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friendly-deatheater:

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Ship or shuttle gets hit:

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Turbulences:

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Touching the forcefield:

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(gifs: 1 via giphy, 2 
via giphy, 3

via @philippageorgiou)

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Bonus:

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Ready? and NOW!

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Yes! I hoped someone would add something! 😂

ride-a-dromedary: Phlox (Beta-Canon): T’Pol: …

ride-a-dromedary:

Phlox (Beta-Canon):

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T’Pol:

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same energy??

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deannatroibolton:

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deannatroibolton:

  • Star Wars aliens- this is. uh. Ongo Gablogian. He’s like an aardvark puppet looking thing. He lives in a musty casino and plays the kazoo. Who tf knows what race he is. There’s probably only one of him, who cares. He’s just a goofy thing for kids in the audience to look at. And here’s like, a bunch of fuckin teddy bear things. They’re super cuddly. They’re for the kids, kids love fluffy bear things
  • Star Trek aliens- These are the Vulcans. They do sex stuff when they touch hands. These are Klingons. They have two sets of wingwangs each and all enjoy BDSM. These ass-faced guys are Ferengi. They got big dicks and ear fetishes. They may look like goblins, but they bang like beasts. These are Andorians-
  • I don’t remember what the point of this post was, but I’d just like to reiterate- everyone and everything in Star Trek fucks

They establish that Data fucks within the first two(?) episodes of TNG. Never forget. Everything in star trek fucks.

Wait…. DO THE BORG?!?

There’s a whole subplot in the movie First Contact about Borg Banging

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lyrslair:

(source: https://gph.is/2AbzD3t )

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ok but you know how the talosians could’ve kept pike captive in “the cage”/“the menagerie”? they could’ve just created an illusion where he escaped with vina. they could just keep an ongoing running illusion of him captaining the enterprise and continuing on his journey and he would’ve never known the difference

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little-vulcan:

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Fact: Star Trek has had a character whose name starts with a J in EVERY SERIES

TOS: Jim Kirk
TNG: Jean-Luc Picard
DS9: Julian Bashir
VOY: Kathryn Janeway
ENT: Jalcolm Jeed
AOS: Jaylah
DSC: Joann Owosekun

For the sake of this joke you need to forget like I did momentarily that Johnathan Archer exists 

I might have to punch someone for this joke

because I literally forgot about Archer

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parmachkais-archive:

Fact: Star Trek has had a character whose name starts with a J in EVERY SERIES

TOS: Jim Kirk
TNG: Jean-Luc Picard
DS9: Julian Bashir
VOY: Kathryn Janeway
ENT: Jalcolm Jeed
AOS: Jaylah
DSC: Joann Owosekun

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ok but in the TOS episode “miri” they make a huge dramatic deal at the beginning about the planet being /exactly/ like earth, right down to the continents and then it has absolutely nothing to do with the plot??? it’s never explained or even mentioned again for the rest of the episode???