Category: bones

Conversation

Bones: A note? You sneak out and leave me a note?
Kirk: I knew you would just argue with me.
Bones: It wasn’t even a good note. “If you are reading this I am probably dead.” What sort of a note is that?

Conversation

Kirk: I don’t care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Spock: Dark without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Bones: Yo Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.

Conversation

Kirk: Got called gay on the Command Deck the other day.
Bones: What happened?
Kirk: Got called gay on the Command Deck.
Bones: Yeah but why?
Kirk: I was being gay
Bones: On the Command Deck?
Kirk: Yeah it was on the Command Deck.

Conversation

kirk: welcome to the fuck spock club!
kirk: in this club, we fuck sp-
bones: [quickly running out of the room] this is not what I thought it was

Conversation

Kirk: Hey Bones, guess what!
Bones: Am I going to have to kill you?
Kirk: Maybe!

Regular

Bones: sucking dick is demeaning

Kirk: demeaning of life 😎

Conversation

Bones: What’s this?
Kirk: Oh, the shirts? “Space Buds for Life?” That was just a little fun I was having. I didn’t really make them.
Bones: But did you, though?
Kirk: Yes, I did!

Conversation

bones: what is wrong with you?
kirk: loaded question. elaborate.

Conversation

bones: i hate space
kirk: but starfleet operates in space, why would you chose to work here?
bones: [leans in real close] it’s free real estate

Conversation

McCoy: Look, I’m sorry that I called you codependent, okay? I think you have a great relationship, and it’s perfectly natural for two grown men to need each other this badly.
Kirk: So you finally understand my friendship with Spock?
McCoy: No. Not even a little bit. Infants aren’t even this dependent on their mother when they breastfeed!