Bones: I’ve spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. The Enterprise seemed like the only place to drink, and to forget… and to die, one day.
Spock: I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably going kill you.
Bones: I don’t plan to stop drinking.
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Bones and Spock, please! 😀
AU where everything is the same but Bones tries to prank Spock all the time. “One day, I’ll get that green blooded hobgoblin to laugh”.
This of course gets way out of hand until Scotty nearly calls for a ship evacuation because of an ill placed whoopee cushion.
Kirk: So we’ll just have to check it with the Vulcans first–
Bones: Vulcans? Those snooty-snotty, hoity-toity, arty-farty, decaffeinated, fruit-flavoured, semi-skimmed, wishy-washy, high-and-mighty, tight-nosed, sun-dried-tomato-eating lah-de-dah-di lah-de-dahs!?
Christine: *points at a present on Bones’s desk* Who’s that from?
Bones: Santa, obviously. Because, you know, I worship him.
Bones: No wait, that’s Satan.
Bones: I always get them confused.
“Just do what I do when I have problems. SCREAM!”
– Leonard H. “Bones” McCoy
Bones: How do you want to play this?
Jim: Good cop, bad cop
Bones: Why do I always have to be the bad cop? Why can’t you be the bad cop?
Jim: We’ve been over this, I’m too adorable!
Bones: How do we usually get out of these types of messes?
Kirk: We don’t. We make even bigger messes that cancel out the first one.
Kirk: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Bones: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Kirk: Not when you’re playing with Spock, it’s not. He puts words like “iridium”. And I put “pig”.
Kirk: I want you, Bones.
Bones: This isn’t covered by your insurance.