Category: bones

Conversation

Jim: cookies need love like everything does
Bones: all i need right now, and have needed all my life is the cold, sweet embrace of death.

Conversation

Bones: You know what you are? You’re a beard with an idiot hanging off of it.
Spock: But I don’t have a beard-
Bones: Well then you’re just an idiot.

Conversation

Bones: I’ve always felt out of place in space, like a long petunia in an onion patch.
Spock: I am afraid I do not understand the relevance of onions to the situation at hand-
Jim: oh god not the metaphors

Conversation

Jim: Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I’m not Spock, and that Spock, is an idiot.
Spock: I never suspected otherwise, Captain.
Bones, under his breath: Idiot.

Are we having fun yet?

Are we having fun yet?

Conversation

Bones, looking at Jim’s corpse: i’m gonna science the shit out of this
Spock: science is a noun, therefore it is physically impossible to, as you say, “science the shit out of this.”

Conversation

Bones: [whispering] i see dumb people
Jim: dumb people like, they can’t talk?
Bones: no, walking around like regular people. they don’t see each other. they only see what they want to see, they don’t know they’re dumb.
Jim: how often do you see them?
Bones: all the time… they’re everywhere.

Conversation

Bones, after Jim dies in the warp core: i can save him. i can save jim.
Spock: surely you aren’t serious?
Jim: don’t call him shirley, his name is bones
Bones: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

Conversation

jim: ah, i just love the smell of space in the morning
bones: ah, i just love the smell of idiots in the morning. oh wait, just one idiot. singular. oh hey spock, no wait, back to two idiots.

Conversation

Bones, after reviving Jim: It’s alive! It’s alive!
Bones: … I’ve always wanted to say that.