Category: bones

Conversation

Bones: You’re just like a thief.
Kirk: Am not. Thieves don’t always obey rules, are people you wouldn’t usually suspect, have groups of people like gangs, and actually if it’s okay with you I’ll just stop talking right now.

Conversation

Kirk: Spock and I are so close, we’re like male sisters!
Bones: Don’t you mean brothers?
Kirk: No. Male sisters.

Regular

spock: i feel no emotions whatsoever
bones: 

Conversation

Spock: Our lives have no grand purpose. We are, at heart, just small specs in the grands scheme of things.
Bones: Well, that’s depressing.
Kirk: No. It’s beautiful.

Conversation

kirk: what disease do beekeepers get
kirk: hives
bones: hives is a skin reaction due to excess antihistimines not a disease
kirk: hives

Conversation

Chekov: *attempts to beam down in a spiderman suit*
Kirk: Yes. This will give us strength.
Bones: *chugging whiskey* I’m too sober for this shit.

Conversation

*literally anything happens*
Bones: So, well, thought about it, and… no.

Conversation

Kirk: Let’s get some air in here, eh?
Bones: Jim, that’s the airlock.

Conversation

Spock: You conferred with Doctor McCoy and not me?
Kirk: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don’t call the voice of reason.

Conversation

Spock: I am receiving input that seems relatively hostile.
Bones: Go to hell.
Spock:
Spock: Okay. Very hostile.