Category: bones

Conversation

Kirk: Bones, what’re you doing today?
Bones: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

Conversation

Bones: I’m not gonna conversate with you-
Spock: … I think it’s converse.
Bones: What?
Spock: Just say talk.

Conversation

Bones: Kirk will come up with a plan.
Chekov: Well, that’s good. Right?
Bones: It’s possible you’re not recalling some of his previous plans.

Conversation

Bones: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Spock: I’m aware of that.
Bones: But then you and I had some time together.
Spock: Uh-huh.
Bones: It did not get better.

Conversation

Kirk: Bones, do you think I’m smart?
Bones: Is that what we’re gonna do today? We’re gonna fight?!

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Bones: Merry Christmas to all and to all, shut the hell up!

Conversation

Kirk: I look back on my life and I remember my friends.
Kirk: Spock.
Kirk: Bones.
Kirk: All of them.

Conversation

Bones: Stay out of trouble, Jim.
Kirk: [laughs] Bones, buddy. When have I ever done otherwise?

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Bones: You are physically flawless.
Spock: Thank you.
Bones: But it doesn’t mean I like you.

Conversation

Kirk: What’s the worst that could happen?
Bones: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity, and death.