Category: chapel

drspocktashadatalaforge:

That time Christine got really pissed off and badass in TAS. 

Bones: Jim, why the hell, of all people, do you have a crush on the hobgoblin?
Kirk: Who the fuck told you that?
Scotty: …
Kirk: SCOTTY
Scotty: I didn’t know it was some big secret!
Kirk: oh it wasn’t a big secret
Kirk: JUST LIKE THE TATTOO OF THE ENTERPRISE YOU GOT ON YOUR ASS NOT BEING A BIG SECRET
Sulu: YOU HAVE A WHAT?
Uhura: Scotty????
Chekov: LET ME SEE LET ME SEE
Scotty: Mr. Chekov isn’t really from Russia, he’s been faking it the whole time!
Scotty: If I’m going down, I’m taking everybody with me
Sulu: Pavel, why would you lie about something like that?
Chekov: I don’t know, why do you own lingerie?
Uhura: Oh my fucking god
Sulu: UHURA WROTE AN EROTIC NOVEL
Chapel: Nyota Uhura, you dirty hoe!
Uhura: Christine has the biggest daddy kink!!!!
Chapel: Nyota, I told you that in confidence!!!
Bones: I can’t believe the best damn nurse on this ship has a daddy kink…
Chapel: LEONARD ONCE HAD A WET DREAM ABOUT MR. BEAN
Bones: I ONCE SAW SPOCK CRY BECAUSE JIM WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM
Kirk: this is so chaotic im losing my mind what is wrong with this ship

Bones: I need all of you to be straight with me
Kirk: I’m afraid that’s going to be extremely hard for everyone here
Spock:
Uhura:
Chapel:
Sulu:
Chekov:

Bones: I need all of you to be straight with me
Kirk: I’m afraid that’s going to be extremely hard for everyone here
Spock:
Uhura:
Chapel:
Sulu:
Chekov:

Kirk: You know, honey, Chapel gives Uhura flowers everyday. I wish you’d do that too.
Spock: Okay.
*The next day*
Spock: *gives Uhura flowers*
Uhura: Wh-
Spock: I don’t understand either.

Kirk: Man, I wish homophobic people were actually afraid of gay people. Like, could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples’ hearts with your gayness?
Uhura: If I do not have one trillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will kiss this woman on the mouth in front of your children!

Kirk, running with Uhura, Chapel and Rand in tow: let’s go lesbians let’s go LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO here we go lesbians.. here we go lesbians C’mon! LET’S GO LESBIANS!! oh my god lesbians…. oh my god lesbians- move outta my way ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE WE ARE CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!

Bones, to Chapel, while bitching about nothing in particular: So he calls me up at my office, looks me in the eye, and says, “We have to talk.”
Chapel: The four worst words in the English language.
Bones: That or ‘whose bra is this’.
Chapel: That’s worse.

Chapel, to Uhura: Your smile? It makes my day.
Kirk, to Spock: Your happiness? I live for that.
Bones: Hotel? Trivago.

Chapel: [literally doing her job] Okay, where’s the next patient? [She pulls the curtains to see Jim sprawled like a French girl on the medical bed.]
Kirk: Hey, baby… what?! Where’s Bones?
Chapel: [walks right back out]