Category: (credit to salty-mccoy)

Set phasers to YEET

I love the smell of dilithium in the morning

Space. Shit, I’m still only in space

(Kirk jumps off of the rafters of a building, landing in a squat, and slowly rising up)
Kirk: Hello there
Khan: Captain Kirk!

[Data is trying to pass as a Borg]
Data: Mmmm! Sloppy Joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!

Why must every fifty minutes of my life be filled with misery?

“Just do what I do when I have problems. SCREAM!”

Leonard H. “Bones” McCoy

“This is the greatest trek of All Time””

Captain Kirk

Spock: Playing? With a reef blower….? That’s the most childish thing I’ve ever heard of.
Kirk: But it’s fun.

““What has the Federation ever done for us?”

Klingons