Mmh daaaamn my fic is based on the single fact that I really love the idea of Garak hiding in the human world, as some kind of a reptilian motherfucker fucking with Julian’s twink mind and act like a super generous sugar daddy who loves to sew haute-couture clothes and walk like Beyonce in his shiny heeled shoes xbxjjdbfjdks
Excuse me but where’s the damn link I need this.
@captaincrusher https://archiveofourown.org/works/15970787/chapters/37252259 enjoy the cursed content!!
“I can’t Miles, I’m shirtless” I LAUGHED OUT LOUD.
I look forward to a second chapter about this nefarious, well dressed invader and his clueless new boyfriend.
So I read up about the medical staff situation on DS9… and I have a question.
It seems that Julian Bashir is literally the only doctor on board. They seem to have a surgeon who gets mentioned maybe in 1 episode and any other staff are either nurses or only exist in post-canon literature.
So my question is: if there is only one doctor on the station… how is Julian ever allowed to drink alcohol? Or go on away missions? Shore leave???
Maybe they’ve got an EMH for when Bashir gets so plastered in Quarks he can’t even find the infirmary… which turns out to be a far more frequent occurrence than anyone initially thought it would be?
95% of what the EMH ends up doing is treating Bashir and O’Brien’s drunken injuries/hangovers…
Imagine that there’s an EMH left over from when the station was Terok Nor.
Now imagine that it’s Parmak 😉
EMH Parmak: Oh dear, Doctor Bashir is hung over again? Well, I suppose it can’t be helped when one is young and reckless.
EMH Parmak: Ah it would seem this morning that Doctor Bashir finds the needs of his prUt outweigh the needs of the station. Oh, did I say that out loud?
(And then Garak nearly has an aneurysm when he sees it)
I actually imagine that a lot of the Bajoran nurses have the real life training of doctors and can do a lot but they didn’t have formal med school education because of the occupation. So, like, Julian is the only real Doctor but his staff has way more practical experience than him and are basically doctors themselves. I also think by the end of the series a few of those nurses (like Jabara) have gotten their formal certifications but Julian is still CMO.
Jabara is really the one running the place, what with Julian always being in Ops, having 4-hour “lunch breaks” with his Lizard, then getting ridiculously drunk with Miles.
She just needs him to sign the charts and other bits of paperwork while she gets her certification.
hmmmmmm why is this so familiar??!!!!
My favorite character is quickly growing to be Julian Bashir because of how he relates to the world around him. My original favorite is McCoy because of his love of life and kindness despite his gruff exterior. I like the doctors.
omg i LOVE julian he is such a sdjfghlqwfghj incredible character!! and ofc mccoy is a GOD TIER trek character. god the doctors are just so wonderful!!!
Dr. Julian Bashir
Sometimes a family is a terrorist, a sentient pile of goo, a grumpy engineer, a creepy bartender, a genetically engineered doctor and a worm.