Category: kirk

Conversation

kirk: what I love I devour
spock: what you love you devour. what I covet I keep

Conversation

Spock: what are you doing
Spock: why are your arms doing that
Spock: stop it
Spock: this can’t be normal
Kirk: this is called a hug

Conversation

Jim: Relax Bones, it’s much worse than you think.
Bones:

I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?

I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?

Conversation

Bones: What part of your head hurts?
Kirk: The part above my shoulders.

(this is from Bones! haha)

Regular

bigwormkin:

jim kirk is a jock passing NERD

Conversation

Kirk: You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, right?
Spock: Mathematically, no. But I do understand what you are saying.

Conversation

Kirk: Bones said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive burn scar. And a broken rib. Which was right next to two other broken ribs.
Spock: Did he clear you or not?
Kirk: He did not. Alright, let’s get to work.

Conversation

bones: are you getting enough sleep?
kirk: sometimes when i sneeze my eyes close

Conversation

kirk: who the actual fuck?
spock: language!
kirk: whomst the actual sexual intercourse?
spock: what the fuck