Category: kirk

Conversation

[during the first week of the Academy]
Kirk: Bones, I think I might have an STD.
Bones: That’s okay, I’m a Doctor, lemme see.
Kirk: No. I could not continue to live here if you saw my infected junk.
Bones: Well then definitely let me see.

Conversation

Kirk: [in the middle of a mission going South] You know, it’s at times like this that I really wish I’d listened to what Bones told me.
Spock: Why, what did he tell you?
Kirk: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.

Conversation

Spock, who took flirting advice from Bones: your hair looks good today
Kirk: it looks good everyday
Spock: you make flirting very hard
Kirk: you make me very hard *winks*
Kirk: that’s how you flirt

Regular

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jim kirk when told that he’s a starfleet officer and can’t fuck off to space to search for spock:

Conversation

Spock: There’s no fight to be had here.
Jim: Yeah, you’re right. I’m not going to fight them.
Jim: EXCEPT THAT I AM!

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Conversation

Spock: My intestines do not speak well of this.
Bones: What????
Kirk: I’m guessing his gut tells him something is wrong.
Bones: Oh… oooh!

On their first day as roommates at the academy

Jim: Let’s tell tech other secrets about ourselves.
Bones: Okay, I’ll go first. I hate you.

Conversation

Kirk: You can’t come in.
Spock: Why not?
Kirk: Because, uh, Bones is naked.
Bones: What?
Kirk: Well, I couldn’t tell him I was naked. He’s allowed to see me naked.
Bones: Why does anyone have to be naked?!

Conversation

kirk: hey bones, could I crash in your room tonight?
bones: let me ask the captain.
kirk: but I’m the cap-?
bones: he said no.