Category: kirk

Conversation

Bones: A note? You sneak out and leave me a note?
Kirk: I knew you would just argue with me.
Bones: It wasn’t even a good note. “If you are reading this I am probably dead.” What sort of a note is that?

Conversation

Kirk: I don’t care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Spock: Dark without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Bones: Yo Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.

I could get court-martialed. Or even worse, Sp…

I could get court-martialed. Or even worse, Spock could give me a lecture on responsibility again!

Conversation

Kirk: Got called gay on the Command Deck the other day.
Bones: What happened?
Kirk: Got called gay on the Command Deck.
Bones: Yeah but why?
Kirk: I was being gay
Bones: On the Command Deck?
Kirk: Yeah it was on the Command Deck.

Regular

demonicvulcan:

Jim Kirk, looking at his uniform: it needs more glitter

Conversation

Spock: Jim, what are you doing tonight?
Kirk: More like, who am I doing tonight?
Spock:
Kirk: No one. I’m free. What’s up?

Conversation

kirk: welcome to the fuck spock club!
kirk: in this club, we fuck sp-
bones: [quickly running out of the room] this is not what I thought it was

Conversation

Kirk: Hey Bones, guess what!
Bones: Am I going to have to kill you?
Kirk: Maybe!

Regular

Bones: sucking dick is demeaning

Kirk: demeaning of life 😎

Conversation

Kirk: By the way, I forgot to ask but date tomorrow?
Spock: Date?
Spock: It’s the 16th tomorrow.