Category: mckirk

bones: well fiddlesticks!! that really ruffles my feathers!
jim, crying: please just say fuck

kirk: please peer pressure me into eating this salad
bones: do it or you’re straight
kirk: i said peer pressure not threaten

Kirk, to Bones: You are beautiful, your smile is breathtaking, but you have anger that makes you push yourself too hard, to the point where you lose focus and become difficult to work with.

Bones: Idiot!
Kirk: Stop yelling at me!!!!
Bones: Someone has to!

Kirk: I was just trying to give you something you’d never had!
Bones: An aneurysm??



Can you believe that it’s canon that bones saved the crew of the enterprise and the planet earth because he was in love with jim kirk and couldn’t leave him behind

Kirk: If I legally bought the Mona Lisa, would anyone be able to stop me from eating it?
Bones: I mean, no. But you would be deeply poisoned. Like. Super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you.
Kirk: But what a way to go. You could only eat it once.
Chekov: Forbidden snack.

Kirk: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.
Bones: …
Bones: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Sulu: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

Kirk: It’s been a hell of a week on the Enterprise.
Bones: What makes that different from any other week on this goddamned ship?