Category: quark

sareks:

sareks:

Odo, but with GOOEY bedazzled on his butt

when you’re talking with someone and they keep…

when you’re talking with someone and they keep on “just saying”

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dearest Monday

dearest Monday

captaincrusher: ds9shameblog: chimpo: DS9 S3E…

captaincrusher:

ds9shameblog:

chimpo:

DS9 S3E4: Equilibrium
Odo trying to cook is the fucking best

where is the episode where sisko falls ill and odo has to take over preparing an ELABORATE FEAST in his stead (why odo, specifically? for, i dunno, REASONS???)

give me this, someone. hop in your time machines and make this happen

(bonus points if quark is there trying to insist that beetles are an integral part of every recipe)

Odo: “The Commander wrote beets, not beetles”. 

Quark: “Odo, what do you know about food? You have no taste buds. I on the other hand run a well respected establishment…”

“… a sleazy tavern with a replicator…” 

“… that is very popular within the community.” 

“The community of smugglers and robbers no doubt appreciates your fine quisine” [*hmpf*]

“Face it Odo, I’m clearly more qualified than you to prepare this meal”.

“Keep your grubby little hands off the cannoli!”

[Bickering and hilarity ensues]

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Sometimes a family is a terrorist, a sentient …

Sometimes a family is a terrorist, a sentient pile of goo, a grumpy engineer, a creepy bartender, a genetically engineered doctor and a worm. 

My race is pacifist. We only kill out of perso…

My race is pacifist. We only kill out of personal spite.

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