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I was just thinking that canonically Quark had a rhinoplasty.

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Armin Shimmerman becoming Quark

Armin Shimmerman becoming Quark

Quark and Odo, stranded on a class-L planet (“The Ascent”)

Quark and Odo, stranded on a class-L planet (“The Ascent”)

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fenrislorsrai: ds9shameblog: spocksaestheticblog: #I LOVE THIS…

fenrislorsrai:

ds9shameblog:

spocksaestheticblog:

#I LOVE THIS SCENE B/C IT RAISES SEVERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT QUARK#WHY IS HE THIS CONFOUNDED BY SLEIGHT OF HAND#HE’S A FUCKIN SMALLTIME CONMAN LIKE. COME ON

no but i thought it was like

the dude puts his hands a hairs breadth from quark’s ears in public

quark looked like he was like “holy shit is this third base”

SHIT WAIT that’s a good point

and here i’ve been nursing a headcanon that quark just Hates Magicians For No Real Reason for YEARS

I mean they’re also making jokes about his ear being full of latinum and then pulling strips out of them.

That is probably some really cultural specific Ferengi dirty talk. You got the magical gold pressed latinum junk! 

OR A REALLY SPECIFIC GENRE OF FERENGI PORN.

…oh god why did I even have that thought.

NOW YOU CAN SHARE.

Really specific? Ears + latinum must be the combination for 90 % of all Ferengi porn.
Ok now I’m thinking Quark looks confused because Julian is doing the Ferengi equivalent of asking the pizza man to enter while dressed in a towel.

#feelings

#feelings

This is so Star Trek.

This is so Star Trek.

thanks, Quark

thanks, Quark