I was just thinking that canonically Quark had a rhinoplasty.
Armin Shimmerman becoming Quark
Quark and Odo, stranded on a class-L planet (“The Ascent”)
no but i thought it was like
the dude puts his hands a hairs breadth from quark’s ears in public
quark looked like he was like “holy shit is this third base”
SHIT WAIT that’s a good point
and here i’ve been nursing a headcanon that quark just Hates Magicians For No Real Reason for YEARS
I mean they’re also making jokes about his ear being full of latinum and then pulling strips out of them.
That is probably some really cultural specific Ferengi dirty talk. You got the magical gold pressed latinum junk!
OR A REALLY SPECIFIC GENRE OF FERENGI PORN.
…oh god why did I even have that thought.
NOW YOU CAN SHARE.
Really specific? Ears + latinum must be the combination for 90 % of all Ferengi porn.
Ok now I’m thinking Quark looks confused because Julian is doing the Ferengi equivalent of asking the pizza man to enter while dressed in a towel.
This is so Star Trek.