Category: scotty

WELCOME TO TWITTER

WELCOME TO TWITTER

Conversation

scotty: what time is it?
kirk: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
kirk: [BLASTS the saxaphone]
bones: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
kirk: It’s 2 am

Conversation

Chekov: Have you always wanted to be an engineer?
Scotty: Yeah, apart from the summer of 2228 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog.

Conversation

Chekov: The best part about the Enterprise is seeing new and exciting things every day!
Uhura: The best part about the Enterprise is about getting to meet new and different alien races all the time and expanding your horizons.
Scotty: The best part about the Enterprise is her beautiful warp core.
Jim: The best part about the Enterprise is that I’m the Captain!
Bones: GET ME OFF THIS GODFORSAKEN SHIP

my internal monologue in meetings

my internal monologue in meetings

Conversation

Kirk: Hey guys, we’re all gonna visit Scotty down in MedBay during lunch. And we’re kicking in $5 for flowers.
Chekov: Who’s we, you and Spock?
Kirk: No, uh, me, Uhura and Sulu so far.
Chekov: Oh, I bet Spock goes too.
Kirk: Yeah, I haven’t asked him yet.
Chekov: Oh, I bet you’ll ask him.
Kirk: I was planning on it.
Chekov: I bet you were.

welcome to social media

welcome to social media

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Conversation

Bones: You’re insane!
Kirk: You can’t go through with it!
Spock: You are both incorrect. I am capable and will go through with Mr. Scott’s challenge.
Bones: You could die, you idiotic goblin!
Scotty: it was just smiling for an hour, geez.

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