Category: scotty

when your boss stops to ask you what you’re do…

when your boss stops to ask you what you’re doing

TOS: TSFS redraw by redsailor

TOS: TSFS redraw by redsailor

I just want a chronological timeline with no N…

I just want a chronological timeline with no Nazis in it, ffs

Photo

Photo

I love the smell of dilithium in the morning

I love the smell of dilithium in the morning

Conversation

Scotty: Describe the Captain in one word.
Spock: Mine.

Conversation

Kirk: Scotty, I need you to re engine the ship in order to allow us to achieve Warp Eleven.
Scotty: [under his breath] Okey-dokey!
Kirk: Can’t do it?
Scotty: I can do it, I just don’t like you to ASSUME that I can do it.

Happy Canada Day!

Happy Canada Day!

Conversation

Kirk: Scotty, report to Command Deck, we have a problem.
Scotty: What? The fire?
Kirk: No, the- wait, there’s a fire?
Scotty: Never mind, this sounds more interesting

I want to preface this by saying nothing happe…

I want to preface this by saying nothing happened. Nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?