Category: scotty

I JUST this now realized Generations was makin…

I JUST this now realized Generations was making fun of the TOS lighting here.

Conversation

Scotty: Hey guys, I just heard about this amazing lecture on Warp Core mechanics, who’s in?
Uhura: Sorry, I’m ummmm… I don’t know, washing my hair.
Sulu: Running the water.
Kirk: Holding the towel.
Chekov: I’ll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair washing party.

astronomicalpanty: Wait, Scotty, don’t beam me…

astronomicalpanty:

Wait, Scotty, don’t beam me up-

dsjjds i just needed an excuse to sketch out a picture of my guy, Scotty

Regular

chekovmadeablogand:

hey kids

want some transparent aluminum

image

Conversation

Kirk: Question: when does this get fun?
Scotty: It’s not supposed to be fun, it’s a Spock idea.
Spock: Exact-wait, what?

Bitch, what?!

Bitch, what?!

Conversation

*after someone spills his drink at a halloween party*
Scotty: I’m gonna fucking beat you to death! I’m gonna beat you to death in a goddamn aquabats costume!

Conversation

Kirk: Doesn’t he seem a bit too angry to you?
Scotty: Well, somebody’s never been to Scotland.

Photo

Photo

Conversation

Kirk: I’m bisexual, any questions?
Sulu:
Spock:
Scotty:
Kirk: Oh, come on. You guys aren’t weirded out because I’m bisexual, are you?
Uhura: No, we’re weirded out because you just called a meeting to tell us that.
Chekov: Um…hi, everyone, again. I know this is a little personal, but I’m also bisexual, and I am so glad that this crew is so open-
Kirk: Does anyone have any other questions besides Chekov, who seems to think that every meeting is about him for some reason?