Category: source: the simpsons

Spock: Initiate Phase 2.
Kirk: I forgot what Phase 2 is, but I’ll assume we just run in like we discussed.
Spock: Affirmative.
Kirk: I’ll assume that means “yes”.
Spock: Roger.
Kirk: My name’s Jim.

Kirk: Okay Jim, remember what Pike told you.
Pike: Remember, if you ever get in trouble, just remember…
*image of Bones in the most recent, body-conforming uniform pops up in his head*
Bones: Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
Kirk: Gah! Stupid sexy Bones!

Bones: At times like this I guess all you can do is laugh.
Bones: *sits silently*