Category: spirk

Conversation

Spock, who took flirting advice from Bones: your hair looks good today
Kirk: it looks good everyday
Spock: you make flirting very hard
Kirk: you make me very hard *winks*
Kirk: that’s how you flirt

Regular

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jim kirk when told that he’s a starfleet officer and can’t fuck off to space to search for spock:

Conversation

Spock: There’s no fight to be had here.
Jim: Yeah, you’re right. I’m not going to fight them.
Jim: EXCEPT THAT I AM!

Conversation

Kirk: You can’t come in.
Spock: Why not?
Kirk: Because, uh, Bones is naked.
Bones: What?
Kirk: Well, I couldn’t tell him I was naked. He’s allowed to see me naked.
Bones: Why does anyone have to be naked?!

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day

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Kirk: I’m in love with Spock.
Bones: I’m a Doctor?
Kirk: ?
Bones: Sorry, I thought we were saying stupidly obvious things.

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Kirk: See, Spock, the way this whole ‘friend’ thing goes is that you have to tell each other the deep stuff
Spock: The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?
Kirk: Like… what’s your favorite color?
Spock: Now you’ve stepped over the line

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Spock: *back on his home planet, being disrespected by other Vulcans*
Kirk: *appears and grabs a mic from nowhere*
Kirk: CAN SPOCK EXPRESS AN OPINION?!

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alien of the week: i’ve come to take over the ship.
kirk: let me ask spock.
alien of the week: it’s not a choi-
kirk: he said no.

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Kirk: Can we just lighten the mood a little?
Spock: No, we cannot. You know the rules of this ship.