Category: spirk

Conversation

Kirk: You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, right?
Spock: Mathematically, no. But I do understand what you are saying.

Conversation

Kirk: Bones said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive burn scar. And a broken rib. Which was right next to two other broken ribs.
Spock: Did he clear you or not?
Kirk: He did not. Alright, let’s get to work.

Conversation

kirk: who the actual fuck?
spock: language!
kirk: whomst the actual sexual intercourse?
spock: what the fuck

Conversation

Kirk: can you ask Spock if he likes me?
Bones: he’s your husband.
Kirk: yeah but can you see if he like likes me.

Conversation

Spock: No matter what you do or say, you’ll never be able to change my mind. No is…
Kirk: …please.
Spock.: …okay.
Bones, sighing: I knew it!

Conversation

Spock: I told you all I never trusted him from the beginning.
Kirk: Well, how can we trust your judgement? You don’t like anyone.
Spock, blinks in confusion: Wrong. I like you?
Kirk, blinks back in confusion: Y-you do?
Bones: Years and years of having your heads up in your asses and you decide to get them out now. When people are in danger? When WE are in danger?

Conversation

Kirk: Why was six afraid of seven?
Spock: I’d assume it’s because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be very intimidating so–
Kirk: Because 7 8 9.
Spock: Oh.

Regular

not to be That Person but the way jim looks at spock in tos is EXACTLY like how i catch my husband looking at me when he’s watching me do something and suddenly says “i love you”

Conversation

Jim: People accuse me of having a favorite Vulcan, that’s not true. I love all Spock’s and Not-Spock’s equally

Conversation

Kirk, running from aliens chasing him: Oh, this is fun!
Spock: [right behind him] I’m buying you a dictionary for Christmas.
Kirk: Why?
Spock: I’m not sure you know the definition of fun.