Category: spirk

Conversation

bones: and therefore sperm cells are made up of glucose.
kirk: so you’re saying that sperm has sugar in it
bones: Technically
kirk: But it doesn’t even taste like-
bones: what
kirk: what

Conversation

Kirk: Can we agree not to tell Spock this?
Bones: This isn’t even the most disappointing thing he knows about you

Conversation

Bones: Who do we know who has handcuffs?
Kirk: Well, Spock and I-
Spock: [glares at him]
Kirk: -wouldn’t know.

Conversation

kirk: please, for me?
spock: don’t do that.
kirk: what?
spock: you think every time you say “please, for me?” I’ll do whatever you want. not this time.
kirk: please, for me?
spock: … okay.

Conversation

Kirk: I don’t know how much you know about space, but for me, I’m a fucking master. Ask me anything about space.
Spock: Is it big?
Kirk: Probably.

Conversation

Spock: I’ve prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.
Kirk: Which I will.

Conversation

Kirk: I lied to Bones. Spock and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Spock and I should be together, and I’m going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell him. Number one: [looks at smudged ink on hand] “Spock, you and I are soup snakes.” The … and the reason is… because… in terms of the soup, we like to- that doesn’t make any sense. We’re soul mates. Spock and I are soul mates.

Regular

Bones: hey Spock what are you doing

Spock: well, i am making an attempt to solve this equation but I believe a correct and also underlyingly humourous answer to that question would be “your best friend.“

Bones:

Bones: goddamnit

Conversation

Kirk: I miss Spock.
Bones: You still have me.
Kirk: It’s not the same! I can talk to Spock about things that… that I can’t talk about with you.
Bones: Such as?
Kirk: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.
Bones: Jim!
Kirk: See, I can’t talk to you!

I could get court-martialed. Or even worse, Sp…

I could get court-martialed. Or even worse, Spock could give me a lecture on responsibility again!