Category: spirk

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bones: [to jim] every time you mention spock, i make you give me five dollars. by the way, you owe me three hundred dollars

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Spock: I’ve never had a real friend before.
Kirk: I can be your friend!
Spock: …
Spock: I’ve also never had a boyfriend…

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Kirk: Do you have anything else to tell me?
Spock: I do not.
Kirk: Ok well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk I don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie…

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Kirk: I like your pants.
Spock: Thank you.
Spock, whispering to Uhura: He said he liked my pants, what do I do?! Do I give him my pants?

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Kirk: *is himself*
Spock: Is anyone else experiencing comprehension deficiency?

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Kirk: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for, like, five years now. No response.
Spock: Wow. They sound stupid.
Kirk: But they’re not! They’re really smart, actually. Just… dense.
Spock: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Kirk: I guess you’re right.
Kirk: Hey, Spock, I love you.
Spock: See? Just say that.
Kirk: …
Kirk: Holy fucking shit.
Spock: If that flies over their head, then sorry, Captain, but they’re too dumb for you.

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Chekov: i have ants in my pants
Sulu: i have plants in my pants
Jim: i have a vulcan in my pants
Spock: [pops out] hello

my dad texted me this with the caption “see if…

my dad texted me this with the caption “see if you can get the last one” 

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Jim, talking about Khan: we came, we saw, we kicked his ass.
Spock: you died. i kicked his ass.

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sulu: hey captain, i think we should back up a bit. we’re going to need a little more space than this to fly at warp speed.
jim: space? where we’re going, we don’t need space.
spock: we are in space, captain.