Category: spirk

Conversation

kirk: maybe i have dumb bitch syndrome. maybe im a complete neanderthal and absolutely illiterate. but i will NOT allow you to disrespect me
spock: five minutes ago you backflipped away from me and almost fell out the airlock because you were “defending your virtue from the thots”. What is a thot?
kirk:
kirk: let’s just say im one of them
spock: ??

Conversation

*The captain and his first officer are surveying the geography of an unknown planet*
Kirk: What do your elf-eyes see, Mister Spock?
Spock: …

holographings: a commission for my dear frien…

holographings:

a commission for my dear friend @officiallylesbian/ @android-rights-matter
to bravely clap where no ass has clapped before

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Spock: You conferred with Doctor McCoy and not me?
Kirk: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don’t call the voice of reason.

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

phene-thyla-mine made a thing and then i photoshopped this while sitting next to my 93-year-old grandma and i’m not sorry. i’m not even a little sorry. these t-shirts need to be mass produced

Regular

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Bones, to the rest of the crew: Jim and Spock were making out.
Jim: Bones! Why would you say that?
Bones: Why would you do it in front of me? I’m not a coat rack.

4aab: 사진 트레이싱

4aab:

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Conversation

Kirk: Oh, I know where this is going!
Spock, appearing next to them during a freeze frame: The Captain had absolutely no idea where this was going. Saying they did was but a ruse to make them seem more intelligent.

Conversation

*Kirk goes to boop Spock’s nose*
Spock: Please don’t do this.
Kirk, disappointed: So, when can I boop your nose?
Spock: How about never? Is never good for you?