Category: spirk

spock: i try to be understanding of the captain’s feelings but there’s always so many of them

bones: do you even like me?
spock: of course i like you
bones: name one thing you like about me.
spock: your best friend.

Spock: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Kirk: Spock, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Bones: I bet I know what went down with you and Jim.
Spock: Doctor, you know the rules. There is no fraternizing amongst high-level crewmembers.
Bones, under his breath: I think y’all might’ve fraternized a time or two.

bones: okay, that’s enough! no more talking about spock!
kirk: but you told me to get it out of my system…
bones: I had no idea how much you had in your system!

spock: what is that
kirk: it’s a keyboard smash
spock: how do i do it
kirk: just press anything
spock: 7


sulu: is it just me or does the captain seem to be obsessed with letting us know he fucks commanader spock on the reg?
chekov: i’m happy to report that it’s not just you

kirk: spock reads everything. he read the entire iTunes user agreement before he bought Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money.”

Jim: *drunk and crying* shes,, shes so beautiful
Spock: who?
Jim: the Enterprise