Category: sulu

taylortut:

starfleet: here are your weapons. u got guns, photon lasers, anything you could possibly think of. 

sulu: 

Kirk: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.
Bones: …
Bones: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Sulu: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

Bones: Jim, why the hell, of all people, do you have a crush on the hobgoblin?
Kirk: Who the fuck told you that?
Scotty: …
Kirk: SCOTTY
Scotty: I didn’t know it was some big secret!
Kirk: oh it wasn’t a big secret
Kirk: JUST LIKE THE TATTOO OF THE ENTERPRISE YOU GOT ON YOUR ASS NOT BEING A BIG SECRET
Sulu: YOU HAVE A WHAT?
Uhura: Scotty????
Chekov: LET ME SEE LET ME SEE
Scotty: Mr. Chekov isn’t really from Russia, he’s been faking it the whole time!
Scotty: If I’m going down, I’m taking everybody with me
Sulu: Pavel, why would you lie about something like that?
Chekov: I don’t know, why do you own lingerie?
Uhura: Oh my fucking god
Sulu: UHURA WROTE AN EROTIC NOVEL
Chapel: Nyota Uhura, you dirty hoe!
Uhura: Christine has the biggest daddy kink!!!!
Chapel: Nyota, I told you that in confidence!!!
Bones: I can’t believe the best damn nurse on this ship has a daddy kink…
Chapel: LEONARD ONCE HAD A WET DREAM ABOUT MR. BEAN
Bones: I ONCE SAW SPOCK CRY BECAUSE JIM WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM
Kirk: this is so chaotic im losing my mind what is wrong with this ship

… but that’s none of my business.

idiot-riker:

Sulu’s outfit in The Voyage Home was so FUCKING iconic. The leather cape? The teal and brown suit? The cuban heels? This is a GAYS ONLY EVENT

kirk: this seems… heterosexual
sulu: don’t know what this is about but i hope you get through it okay 😔🙏
kirk: update: it was heterosexual 🙁
uhura: praying for you 😪

bitchydragondoodle:

current trek mood: oiled up, tiddies out, laughing maniacally with a fencing foil and screaming “COWARDS” at everybody who defies me

im sulu

spockscrocs:

I visited a botanical garden recently and I couldn’t help thinking about Sulu.

Sulu: Ever tried to get bloodstains out of a silk shirt? Nightmare!

Scotty: Hey guys, I just heard about this amazing lecture on Warp Core mechanics, who’s in?
Uhura: Sorry, I’m ummmm… I don’t know, washing my hair.
Sulu: Running the water.
Kirk: Holding the towel.
Chekov: I’ll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair washing party.