Category: uhura

bajoran:

best part of tos season 1 is that sometimes uhura just busts out that harp and the episode gets put on hold for three minutes so we can all listen to uhura sing

(Landing crew is stranded on an unknown planet surface while the temperature continues to climb under the unrelenting heat of the planet, the crew hurries to fix the shuttle.)
Uhura: Spock, what do you think? Will that work?
Spock: *distracted* of course, lieutenant, as you say…
Uhura: Uh-huh. You’re not listening to me at all, are you?
Spock: *staring really hard at something* please, continue…
Uhura: Right. *yells* HEY CAPTAIN! PUT YOUR DAMN SHIRT BACK ON! I NEED SPOCK’S BRAIN TO KEEP US ALIVE AND YOUR MAN NIPS ARE IMPEDING WITH MY GODDAMN ATTEMPTS!

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trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

Nyota Uhura fought the Duolingo Owl and won

Well, I guess Duo would be in Communications, so…

sulu: putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
scotty: or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
chekov: wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first
rand: who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
chapel: who the fuck does
uhura: i the fuck do
kirk: what the fuck man
bones: fuck you

themushroomblues:

george takei and nichelle nichols in star trek “the omega glory”

Bones, to Kirk and Spock: Did you two shower together?
Kirk/Spock: [together] No!
Uhura, to Bones: Double negative – it’s a yes.

teaspoonarts:

One of the many great things about working digitally. Easy WIP pictures from original thumbnail to current status

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Kirk: Joe came down with ligma, updog
Bones: What’s ligma?
Uhura: Who’s Joe?
Spock: What is updog?
Kirk *internally*: My entire life has been spent leading up to this moment